FIRST TAKE ><

"THIS PORTAL IS DEDICATED TO A FEW PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO LIVES/EARNS only to EAT & Drink !!!.ITS A WARNING : THE RESULT IS (id: INSTANT DEATH)".

Eg: JO ANNAN (US TECH), OTHAPPAM (usa),nishu muthootu (bangalore keane/caritor).
be a vegeterian, be a healthy man.
animals,birds & fishes are Gods creation,not created for your stomachs and to get admission in hospitals !!!

.......and one day they will kill you & make shawarmas & human meatrolls out of it !!!!(nice to see ! is'nt it)


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Check out the latest NEWS n UPDATES about the Amazing Trio in this section(Which will be transferred to the >GALLERY< later)

The rock concert we all(me,Mr.Moosa,Jo Annan and Podiyan) went in Nishagandhi.The rock band was MotherJane.

At thte end of the Day:

Jo Annan End up with record Breaking Capturing Ever in Nishgandhi.

NEXT Jo Annan's Entry Pass for the Ultimate Threading Center(US Technologies,Technopark)



Mr.MooSa spotted in one of the ICH outlets(after heavy pulling) having tea as you can see the menu card(in yellow) for the next round .

One of Jo Annan's Strategy to impress Girls in Technopark,Claiming Saddam is great.But actually he doesnt even know anything about him or his past,But knows one thing he was also a Theadrer Like Jo Annan himself.No wonder Jo annan says: "Jai Saddam"
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SO LETS BEGIN WITH THE MOOSA WHO TALKS A LOT WITH HIS TYPICAL STYLE OF "ENTEAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" AND " HHHHEEEIIIINNNNNNNNNNN" WHICH IS ATTACHED TO HIS FIGURE OF SPEECH.

PERSONAL DETAILS:
NAME: MOOSA jackson

AGE:+ OR - 30

AREA OF INTEREST:AGRAHARAM,KOLLAM PUNJABI DHABA,TEA SHOP NEAR PARTHAS AND ALL LEADING OUTLETS OF INDIAN COFFEE HOUSE.

EVEN IF HE CLAIMS THAT HE IS PURE VEG THERE ARE CONFIRMED REPORTS FROM COSMO HOSPITAL FOR OPERATING OUT A CHICKEN LEG PIECE WHICH WAS STUCK IN HIS THROAT IN MARCH 2007. HE GAVE THE EXPLANATION OF HIS ABSENSE AS A URGENT TRIP TO COCHIN FOR TOSHIBA LAPTOP DELIVERY.

AS IT IS MENTIONED IN HIS AREA OF INTEREST AS AGRAHARAM HE USUALLY DINE'S IN AND EVEN TAKE PARCEL FOR LATE NIGHT DINNER.

EVEN THOUGH HE CLAIMS THAT HE WONT MARRY BUT HE IS GOT A GIRL CODE NAMED "PURSE" LOCATED IN THE LAND OF CASHEWS.HE IS A HEAVY OFFLINE THREADER(VAYINOKAL ONLY) ORELSE PURSE WILL MAKE A CHILLY POROTTA OUT OF HIM(IF HE GOES ONLINE)

NOW LETS GET TO THE LATEST SNAPS OF OUR DEAR MOOSA WHO WAS CAUGHT RED HANDED LAST IN THE STREETS OF KOLLAM(QUILON).HE CLAIMS THAT HE ONLY VISITED THE PUNJABI DHABA.BUT WHO KNOWS HE DIDNT VISIT HIS DEAR PURSE????

AS SOON AS HE GETS IN , EXCITEMENT AND JOY FLOWS ALL OVER HIS BODY>>>

THEN HE GETS INTO BUSINESS!!!!!

COULDN'T TAKE THE FOOD COS HE HOGGED ALL THE NAAN'S IN SECONDS.EVEN BEFORE I COULD TAKE ONE SNAP.YOU COULD SEE A GLIMPSE OF IT IN HIS HANDS.(SECOND PLATE :ROASTED PAPPAD,THIRD PLATE: PANEER BUTTER MASALA FOURTH PLATE:PANEER TIKKA MASALA)

YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT IS HE LOOKING "AT" FROM THE ABOVE SNAP ... WELL YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT ....ITS NONE OTHER THAN THAN THE DHABA'S MENU FOR THE NEXT ROUNDS OF ORDER AND PARCELS.....CHECK IT OUT

AND FINALLY AS USUAL MR MOOSA GOT HIS PARCEL (IN THE COVER) AND HE IS DAMN TIRED OF HOGGING ALL THOSE STUFF!!!!!!

THATS ALL FOR THE FIRST TAKE VERSION OF MR ASHIQ MOOSA.HOPE ALL OF YOU ATLEAST GOT A CLUE WHAT ONE OF FOODIE IN THE AMAZING TRIO IS. NEXT ABOUT THE NEXT 2 TRIO'S MR MOOSA HAS ALREADY COMPILED AND PUBLISHED HIS VERSION OF

OOTHAPAM AND JO ANNAN(" local mnc emp,tvpm,techpark)
.HERE IT GOES .......

PLEASE DONT feel anything as THAT YOU ARE IN U.S.A AND DOING MS( not master of science,master of ****** !) .ANY PERSON WITH A DEGREE OR EVEN a DIPLOMA CAN GET MS ADMISSIONS In U.S PARALLEL universities ( >a.k.a.TUTORIAL UNIVERSITIES) VERY EASILY, and if they have some $$ in bank they can live there bravishly.

the "attenders" in our tutorials here(in India)is called as Professors in U.S. why you still acts as a forest pig in a pit.............................

all about Jo annan:-

>>>>>as per latest reports Jo annan,he is in a peak state.he now makes 4-7 shots
(counts)/day,captures and tunes more girls (even aged 60+),makes
sms/chats/pings ,rotates his head 390degs, tries to help other
girls in troubleshooting and later it comes to only shoots &threads,tries
to impress good looking poor girls as he is a milionare with his damaged
accent blk car,tries to skid before them as a hero,makes payments for his
friends at restaurants & hotels (and later collects more money from
them, gives sodex bills at mega malls( later collects the same money from
his parents),gives imported apples to his PLs,copies photos & mobile tunes for them (later he gets incentives/promotions/bonus from them),takes friends to textile shops (later he gets used underwear as a gift)

............and later all of them realizes that he is a clown,like a "gas mittayi wrapped in "ferroro rocher",posts heavy features in all indian matrimonial websites (and the girls never knows that he is a sex maniac + magashooter),eats more food and within a short time all are ejected as LMs ,tries to control his
"podiyan",but always fails.Tries to advise his aunties & uncles
as a brainchild, and later they escapes from his vicinity like a lightning
strike.

summary:-

jo annan.

shots:986546523232448775^1024
threads:55654521214
fails:55654521214now (active):12
response (active):0
touchings:(age 60+):9
touchings:(age 16-30):0
assets: vivid vcds & dvds(not a single he owns,all are stolen from his friends)
weakness: beer ,rum,vodka & girls
acts as: a car freak,home theatre specman,photographer
acutal: NIL. only knows to make counts & to pause them for 3 hrs.
ambition: to marry a US$$$$ girl
what will happen: will marry race horse !!

physical ability: can rotate his head 360Degs ( like an Owl),can detect good looking girls in a crowd of >100 at a 100 ft distance.(can get jobs in FBI).

his parents:

mother:RBI cheif,has her own multi currency printing & drying machines,capable of producing 2million multinational currencies/day. She stays in a simple two storied house near charachira jn ,but she has more than 7 mega structured houses in posh locations across trivandrum.All are rented to high class families !!!

father:rtd, manages all foreign currency/forex trans, acts as a mediator for charity,but converts all donations to his own account. He own more than 777acres of land across tamilnadu (from Marthandam to valliyoor).Has his own EOU farmland of green chillies,pineapples,cocunuts... etc .all are exported to US & UK via forex trans.He has 2 ATM machines in his house.

sister: currently selected in UPSC list via some dowry adjustments.earlier stayed in lower floor,after selection she stays in upstairs !!!

all other relatives:musicians & composers.
maid/servant: the first maid left his house when he was 3,then no maid/servants came to his house !!!

first sexual exp: at age 2, with a bed bug.
first public kiss: near statue tutors lane with a sheep.
first production: when he was 7th, with a street dog near kowdiar,later the mom dog died !!!
his tools: a canon powershot s50 with broken camera VF, single barrel unbranded monocular (bi-mono), a misfiring airgun, an accent crdi blk color car (damaged),some misconnected car audio kit:-
(infanty speakers (not infinity),Pionaar car audio ,not Pioneer),Alpino car amplifeir (not alpine),handmade car subwoofer(it just sits in the boot,make no sounds at all)....A sony k750i waterlogged handset........a lobor watch (he earns 5 digit salary but wears a Rs.150 watch).a woodland trekker shoes set (stolen from a temple),a khadims chappel (stolen from a church)., an old stolen yamaha 100cc bike,starts once in a year.Prev.used to impress the girls at UIT now lies in his garage,a stringless mini accoustic guitar.........

all about oothappam :-

founder:RT labs (R&D: NY downtown,USA,Br.Watts lane)

Qualifications:Btech,TFT,MOSFET,FET,LED,TNT
he acts as: knows everything in electronics,circuits,DSP & VLSI.
actual fact: he even dont know how to solder a LED or even a two components in a PCB.
Projects taken: A bell project (not bell Labs). A cordless bell of 10ft range.powered by two 9v cells.
true fact: he spent more than 5000 INR for the same and after 3yrs of r&d, he finally halted this mission.Now he left in his room is 220 meters of wire, 57 PCBs, 1 soldering iron,10gm of lead,1889 components, 899987 burned out components, 2 loan papers from his bank....

Same item is available in the market for Rs.250 with a 30ft range.
This is the typical example of how an engineer makes things in India (esp: E &CE).

now in: in a US parallel college trying to get a certificate from there (in India its called diploma and the same in U.S. is called MS degree).

weakness: food food food.He only opens his mouth to say that he is hungry or to eat something !!!
other likes: chineese girls, tries to take the juice from his friends,uses(misuses) them for anything,tries to build the body as RAMBO ,spents more money on drugs & food additives .......and no change in his body ,and only change is in his wallet.

he wants to be a hero among Indians and later turns to be "vayattali" among Indians.
He is basically an ant and acts as a leopard !!!.but all attempts fails finally. He says that when he returns from US after buying the MS (not getting actually),he will do something and MNC cos will try to catch him ( clay filled brain man).But its sure that those companies who employs him will shutdown its r&d sec.within 2-3 days.This is the same reason that more than 77 electronics co's closed thier operations in India for ever.Its just like a beggar in Presidents chair.

PIC from left: nishu looking at home returning girls from UIT,Kerala.Just like a kurukkan looks at kuttil pokunna kozhikale!!! still amazing !!!

pic center: Spotted at ICH,nr parthas eating 9 parathas & 2 plates beef fry (time :2.30pm)

pic last: 2kgs of achappam, 20 bolies,12 meat puffs caught by kowdiar customs on its way to nishus home at peroorkada.At late night, the seized goods were released under a specified conditions and a fine of 50paisa

All about Nishu:

Origin: from Muthoot homes,peroorkada.vision: a mega mouthlooker & sms/email threader/guru & kuru

weakness: girls & aunties (age: 7-66)

now in: placed in a MNC in Bangalore, (all girls in BAN must aware of him,else your name tag will be prefixed with refurbished !!!)

inspired by: His Bro "Thadiyan" now in Kuwait desert with his unfortunate wife from Kannur.He is now washes clothes & polishes shoes for his clients (its called as US & UK army supplies).He buys a 1cent item from dubai and sells it for USD10 to his suppliers and makes money easy than anyone.Later sends these money to India via PVC pipes (known as HAWALA not halwa, "kuzhal ppanam"). .His unfortunate fortune 100 wife only saw his face from a PC (as a photo) and fixed the marriage and later she saw him (full).This is a typical example of other dark side of Technology misuse(please be aware of that).Later everything was over and its too late and she caught in that trap laid by him (a female zeebra in a males mousetrap) !!!!

PIC:not a life guard .Its mr.Nishu looking at girls playing games at kollam beach.time 6.20pm

Nishus ability: he can type & sms via his damaged nokia 6681 w/o looking into its keypad.He sents more than 100 sms /day to girls.He chats & traps any girls via sms/yahoo/gmail within a 10 sec dur.

Nishus asset: a power boosted twin eyes (repaired),an old 80s model kinetic scooter,a nokia 6681 (damaged),a refurbished dell laptop,(actual price 20k, brought for 66k),a GM Chevy truck, a zombie goombie M800, a 300ft well in front of his house.

parents:
father: returned from KSA after 77yrs, brought items worth millions via TR option.Has 77 bank a/c s and 88 credit cards.visits each banks/day.

mother: checks all bank a/c s including her sons daily,has her own mobile phones,expert in net banking & mutual funds.Owns lands across Kerala.
Owns worlds best home appliances .Cooks all dishes from South to Punjabi.

summary: very sad about their two sons.(a laurel & hardy style !!!!).


From Jo annan abt nishu:

HeHee.. That was a good write-up by the mod about Mister Moosa..
By the Way, you might be interested in knowing more about the mod.
At first sight you'll mistake him for a spoilt NRI brat!!. But the spelling
of the words printed on his T-Shirts give him away. Aadidass, Livi Straw-us,
and I dont remember right... Ribok or something.. uh?He's a shy n' lanky
6 footer(taking into account the 4inch sole of his latest hike.. oops nike).
He holds a record with Typing Tutor v11.0(mobile version).
He claims he can use any nokia blind folded... (Guiness Book is
still waiting to confirm this). He carries an old handset.. might I add one
from the generation of Alexander Graham Bell. It runs on DOS 3.2 and
has a broken cam, with which he blackmails poor people in pits.. The most
noble use of the set would be as a brick in the wall that borders pak.He
rides around in a clumsy Kinetic which is forever thirsty... (oil light is
always on). I guess the cop in RoadRash, ortega, carries himself far better
on his rat bike than our poor mod in his Kinetic.A promising pot belly and
a baseball cap are his other identification marks. Being young and brainy,
girls sticks to him like glue.. He swears that he wouldnt marry, but I doubt
it'll ever be true. His college albums are full of chicks... but u'll never find a
photo with him in their midst.. All those pics carefully sorted out and hidden
... the true sign of a cunning bull. :) If you're lucky, at tea time, you can spot
him at the first seat in any of the ICH outlets.. chewing away parottas and
beef chilly while others around him gape in awe. He's lightning fast at sudoku
and fills them in minutes. The only problem however is that each row will
have more than one occurance of the digits 0-9.

Rest in the next!!

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PODIYAN

Podiyan with his Full Charge Batteries

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Podiyan Battery completly Drained.....

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Jo Annan and Podiyan Refuelling

FOUND LATEST IN ARUL JYOTI (bakery junction)[after heavy pulling AND THREADING IN AMBROSSIA)

MR MOOSA AS USUAL WITH HIS SMILE WAITING FOR HIS PARCELS MEANWHILE JO ANNAN WITH HIS PRAYER'S AFTER HAVIN HEAVY DINNER IN AMBROSSIA FOLLOWED BY ARUL JYOTHI....HAVE A DOUBT WHETHER HE IS SLEEPIN .
JUST BEFORE THIS JO ANNAN MET UP with yet another US ASSOSIATE(some girl.codenamed KK) .
AS PER BANANA TALK:

"ORU KALLU ERINJAL ATHU ONNENKIL PATTIKO ATHUMALENKIL ORU US ASSOSIATINE KOLLUM"

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CNS REPORT :

latest report: According to charachira news service (CNS) jo ananan is back in ustech after a 5days gap due to fever and low counts.After seeing some vivid's dvds he is back on his seat and all refurbished & open box girls are now happy to see him again !!! wow..................................................................

But other all fresh packed & brand new girls dosent know that he is a jackal covered within a sheep's mask.

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jo annan's accent crdi blk color car (LADIES ONLY) .This 8Lacs + 2lacs (unwanted gizmos price)is a familiar car among techno girls (all blocks including bhavani,nila,periyra,pamba & tcs ).He brought this car to take girls from main city pionts to techark.He first stops at pattom,then uloor jn,pongummodu,asian bakers, chavadi mukku,manvila, and finally techpark.He offfers them free ride along with user freindly mp3 music (he also writes thier fav songs with borrowed cd medias, buys java & hot selling IT books and gives to them as gift,He advise them abt getting sun ,moon & jupiter certifications.He says that he got them all.

He sometime gives them 2kgs of banana chips imported from marthandam fly covered bakery at Rs.80kg (seconds with free fried 10 flies/100gm) ,chennai murukkus (assorted & broken)and even jackfruit cuts(dumped by his parents to garbage pot) to them,But he never gave at least 1pc of a chip to his homepet or even to his podiyan !!!!.He also buys expensive car scents & body care products from lakme ,o'real & lancome.He buys zodiac & park avennue seconds from big bazzar & roadside vendors (zadiac & perk avennue)to act as a brand model.

Jo annans ultimate hiding place at charachira.The location were more than 99% of forex is exchanged in India.It says that (SHILOH, its not a word in bible, its says that ................................................).This is the HQ of all above said things.Its a place worth of millions .just like a resort in Nevada CA.
Joannans car & its motto!!!
Joannans dream car ( just a dream only)

Joannan tries to hide from his father with his new gril friend when his father accidentally came to a speaker shop in trivandrum.what an Idea !!!!.is it 2way or multiway !!!

Joannans dream choice after getting a girl !!!

Jo annans short listed nominees ' as WIFE

(Worries Invited For Ever-WIFE)

marappalam maliika

pattom paru

muttada mohini

ambalam ambili

pettah potti

kovalam kamala

shangumugham shanthi

peroorkada praveena

murinjapalam mariama

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MR MooSA TRYING TO COVER AND HIDE HIS PALACE FROM CUSTOM'S AND EXCISE.
IF YOU GIVE CLOSE LOOK ONTO HIS HANDS YOU CAN FIND A KNIFE(MALAPURAM KATHI).ANYONE WHO APPROACHES HIM ---> ID (INSTANT DEATH) ========================================================

OH MY GOD??? WHO IS THIS WHO SUDDENLY TOOK CONTROL OF THE KNIFE FROM MR.MooSA.

HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM A UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN ARABIAN SEA TO GOD'S OWN COUNTRY.
HE IS NONE OTHER THAN.......

THE RIG FACTOR

This is "Vcd cutterman" from pipeline road,peroorkada,now working in a sunken oil rig at arabian sea 150kms from juhu seashore...

This is mr.VCD cutter who specializes in using VCD cutter, including its cracks since it is introduced in 1999.He cuts any clips very easily and edits & creates another VCD album on his 8yr old PII PC with a liteon innovate cd writer.

He has a collection of more than 800000 cut clips on his 20gb hdd,80gb portable hdd,2gb transend pendrive and his own 3500 cds.All cds are well kept at a place near borivelli (MH).

He always carry his cutting tool with him, a vcd cutter s/w or atleast a knife to cut anything.The PIC shows he is holding a Tramontina (brasils best knife maker) all purpose knife. He now works inside a sunken oil rig near MH sea for his own family owned company

If he stops his job no vehicle can move an inch,no planes will takes off, no trains will start,no boats will roar,no kitchens will release smoke!!

The nation will come to an instant HALT !!!!.just like an ant reached at the end of a sweet cham cham !!!.

summary:

weakness: indian video clips & aunties (66+ )

assets: 800000 cut clips on his 20gb hdd,80gb portable hdd and his own 3500 cds.a milti crashed babaj ct 100, a damaged helmet , a nokia handset, millions of dollars & oil barrels as dowry,2 credit cards,1 debit card,1 canon digital camera.

expertise : in all format videos (.mpg,.avi,.mov,.ra,.gp,.dat........................................................

in java & c programming, computer games,he can switch on/off a television,tubelight & a fan.He can operate a house water tap, can ride a motorbike upto 100mtrs and can crash or skid within 20mints,he can detect a lady at a distance of 500m (greater than AK 57's scopemeter) with age,size and other hardware details

His wife is also a s/w giru (not guru :guru are for males) hailing from pathanamthitta dist,the land of rubber trees in India.He has got 1347acres of land as dowry and now makes aircraft tyres for toy airplanes & gliders. (maisito,burago & hot wheels).
cutter's rig at des
cutterman imports girls into his deck from a small ship in exchange for oil
cutter's rig (another photo)

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INTRODUCING THE FIRST EVER FOOTAGE OF OOTHAPPAM(USA)

from left:nishu;moosa,thadiyan (nishus bro in KWT)and finally the great othappam !!!.click on the pic to get it enlarged

THIS FOOTAGE WAS TAKEN IN FRONT OF OOTHAPAM'S GYM IN TRIVANDRUM.moosa IS FULL FIT AS YOU CAN MAKE OUT FROM HIS BODY LANGUAGE.HERE IS ONE MORE SNAP OF OOTHAPAM(HEAD TO TOE),YOU CAN ALSO FIND JO ANNAN IN THIS RARE FOOTAGE.

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above right photo:VCD cutter and Nishu kuttan shares a Cadburys perk XXL offered by a girl on thier way back to home

Joannan captures & finetunes a girl sitting infront of him at a hotel in Trivandrum city.

Nushu kuttan checks for girls sms on his damaged 6680(above),nishu kuttan looks &finetunes a girl (below)
Nishu kuttan is amazed when he saw a girls inside hardware !!!!The cutterman also enjoyed it

yet another photo of nishu kuttan & cutterman

NOW featutring another GUY!!! Mr.Modi from Jawahar Nagar

He is a German jawahar tie up man.He is ex -staff of suntec,techpark.Now trying to get job in Bangalore or else for wide range tuning and threading. OTHAPPAM hates him a lot,because he has good physical strength and WWF body even w/o visting to a gym.He now owns a moto ming phone and a pulasar 150 digital red bike.More stories of mr.modi will be posted soon